Steve Girard: A Retard Gives
May 2012
20 posts
So I'm pretty tipsy right now. And I like your stuff, very much. It kinda makes me sad and grossed out, but in a nice way. Whenever I get drunk I always feel like I gotta poop. So I'm gonna go do that. p.s. i felt so smart figuring out how to ask you a question since you don't have a link to it anywhere. I felt like a super spy, but I guess it wasn't that hard. What was I saying? Poop? Yeah? Okay, bye.
Go straight to Hell, thanks for this, I hope you have diarrhea, reading this means a lot, I have to pee I just puked in my lap.
would you impregnate me?
Are you neutered? Are you Hitler? Is your only penetrable orifice an asshole? It all depends.
When is your birthday?
June 5. (Oxycodones + lubiderm, please.)
I want you to marry me. Marry me HARD.
You have to love me first.
What is your favorite animal?
Its a toss up between ostrich and seahorse.
It's like we share a brain, but you got the drawing skills.
There’s not much to share. Thanks yo
