Steve Girard: A Retard Gives

“It’s about time I’m honest with you all; I eat dildos constantly. All day...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:25:55 -0400

“It’s about time I’m honest with you all; I eat dildos constantly. All day I’m shuffling dildos into my mouth. Its like I can’t get enough rubbery dick into my mouth at once.”
- Muhamhead

Rad designs, yo but sheeet $30 for a shirt? I do not have a garden full of trees with money for leaves. (that came out poetic, totally intended)

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:22:43 -0400

Start planting some seeds, Jack.

Can i sell you my soul so i can be tumblr famous? Btw I just dropped a scone on the floor. Should I eat it?

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:09:28 -0400

Sold. From now on, eat everything off the floor.

Steve! Got your zine the other week and it's rad! Nice one mayyn

Thu, 09 May 2013 18:28:35 -0400

Yeehaw! Glad you ordered one, thanks Georrrge! Sorry it took a decade to send, I’m bad at post orfices.

Ashh O'Malley

Thu, 09 May 2013 18:26:51 -0400

Ashh O'Malley:

I fully endorse this girl. She’s a funky 15-year-old sitting on a huge pile of haters. BRASS. NUTS.

Will you draw a swanpotamus for me please? If anyone can pull of a hybrid like this, it's you, man.

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:00:54 -0400

I had my fingers laser-removed for easier palm readings.

Photo

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:18:00 -0400

I'm trying to dive more into the art world. My mom keeps telling me to surround myself with other artists but I can't find anyone. Like where do I find these people?!

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:00:02 -0400

I don’t know, art stores? Surround yourself with people you LIKE + ADMIRE. Some “artists” are boring lames.

Hope you are having a wonderful day full of love and creativity <3

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:28:13 -0400

I am. I hope you’re having a day with love and creative stuff too.

Can you draw more pizza orientated things, like the butts poster but with pizza cause I think about pizza a lot, a little bit more than butts.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:27:07 -0400

You’re sitting in the saddle backwards my friend. Pizza is cheese + bread, butts are delicious.

I know you probably here this all the time, but your art is absolutely brilliant, your style is so insanely unique (it makes me quite jealous), your techniques are amazing, and all the original characters and writings in each piece are so mesmerizing. So, pretty much I'm obsessed with all your art, please keep creating rad things!

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:16:34 -0400

Thank you. I will keep creating rad things, always + forever.

Is that you in your profile picture? If so, looookiing gooooood bby.

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 07:34:20 -0400

Certainly is

The fanzine I ordered from you just arrived in the mail. I was holding back tears as I read through it, it's beyond beautiful.... Thank you for sharing your wisdom with us common mortals.

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:19:16 -0400

I’m so happy!

Do you grow out your beard and hair so you can let it flow in the wind and stuff meatballs in your beard to eat later

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 13:29:58 -0400

Actually, I’m a full vegan with no hair on my face.

Photo

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:13:43 -0400

My movie '1993' plays in NYC this Sunday at 8:30! $5!

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:37:52 -0400

My movie '1993' plays in NYC this Sunday at 8:30! $5!

Goodnight everyone. You all have been wonderful. I’m sewing hard on a quilt for you cold...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 03:03:19 -0400

Goodnight everyone. You all have been wonderful. I’m sewing hard on a quilt for you cold souls.

In the words of the N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S. B.I.G., ”I got big plans, nigga. Big plans.”

Say something funny.

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:49:57 -0400

something funny

Check out this Polite Caucasian! He’s wearing A...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 20:21:00 -0400

Check out this Polite Caucasian! He’s wearing A Shirt… with no mess!

#eugenics #jabe! #buyshirts

Look at this Range Rover wearing a clothing! #popularscience...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 20:12:00 -0400

Look at this Range Rover wearing a clothing!

#popularscience #timetravel #buyshirts